Like it or not, the 2019 season will be upon us like flies on shit. Starting with Spring Training in Arizona then continuing with summer and early fall training in Seattle. The starting rotation will be just that. Plan on rotating pitchers as well as position players until they find enough untalented chumps with low… Continue reading Seattle Mariner’s 2019 Season to forget
AYC goes down under…
With the membership bar set to such lofty levels, qualified candidates are far and few between. However, one particular resume’ did happen to peak my interest. This particular candidate was willing to prove their muster over an ocean passage from Noumea New Caledonia to Bundaberg Australia. I was skeptical yet encouraged by the notoriously liberal… Continue reading AYC goes down under…
Now where was I?
…that’s right, looking for a reciprocal arrangement for the club. MAN DID WE SCORE! The NW Chapter of the Dumb Fuc*ers have agreed to unite and share in all the bountiful benefits associated with their club. All they had was this hat… but I’ll take it! These guys (and wives aka Fuc*ettes) really know how… Continue reading Now where was I?
VONKLINK raises our official colors!
VONKLINK aka Steve Klinkel has been awarded only the 2nd lifetime membership to the AYC for his stellar work on creating our official colors. It won’t be long before every sailor on the Salish Sea & beyond will be respectfully fearing this commanding ensign. P.S. gotta love the mustache on the anchor character
La di da…La deeee daaaa
We now have our first member (other than me). Kevin M or as he’s now addressed, #2, knocked it out of the marina with the AYC cocktail challenge. Kevin nails down the male version of the La di da with a blend of whiskeys which I must say, puts the MAN in Manhattan. The official… Continue reading La di da…La deeee daaaa
First thing first
Properly launching an exceptional yacht club takes exceptional action on the part of the Commodore (me). The very first obligation will be to christen an original cocktail worthy of the AYC. For this, we (me) employ the skill & imagination of the distinguished Kevin M on his last evening of managing a fine restaurant fronting Lake… Continue reading First thing first
Launching the AYC
One of my few remaining life long dreams was to become Commodore of Seattle’s most exclusive yacht club while owning the largest, most expensive & well kept yachts in the club. All these lofty goals have been met by officially spending 27 bucks on Go Daddy for AlkiYachtClub.com. Who would of thunk that the actual… Continue reading Launching the AYC
